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The Week Before Last:

@thecommissioner: Hi ya... (hic)...ladies and ladies.. (hic)...its a great post match party tonight. (hic).

@thecommissioner: Do a little dance..(hic) Make a little love... (hic) get down tonight (hic) get down tonight.

@thecommissioner:  I am too sexy for my shirt... so sexy that it hurts.... I am too sexy for my hat... too sexy for Milan... New york and Japan...

@sunnytony: Thats a DLF maximum...Its a silly moment of success for the Mumbai Kite-riders... oops.. beg your pardon..City moment of success.

@JobinRackman: I am in the Dilly Barely-Evils dug out now.... The team is tense out here watching the final overs.

@thecommissioner: Hey babe... hurry dear.. need to hug you... Meet me at the mall @ 7 na...

@hurricanekatrina: Hey commie... Not in the Mall-ya. @Sidharth will be lurking around there.

@thecommissioner: DWT - will pick you up in my new Mercedes babe.

@hurricanekatrina: Thats the way.. a ha a ha.. I like it... a ha a ha..

@externalaffairs_Jr: Did you like the birthday gift dear? Is it hot in Dubai?


Last week:

@prettyjunta: Hey Bread babe... he he...

@breadbee: Hi babe... you are Priety cool babe... he he...

@sunnytony: Yesterday, for our home, we bought a MRF blimp.. oops... sorry... CRI pump.

@thecommissioner: This is the list of shareholders involved in the laundry.

@externalaffairs_Jr: Dont wash your dirty clothes in the public, @thecommissioner.

@externalaffairs_Jr: I am innocent.

@Agri_Power: Yea kya baa... Thu aa baa..

@thecommissioner: I am flying to Dubai. wanna come with me Statuette?

@Figurine: I am in Mundra with Raj, darling. Not this time... kisses.

@JobinRackman: I am in the Dilly Barely-Evils dug out ....the team is six feet under.

This week:

@GuindyTV: Breaking news...Minister resigns.

@EXexternalaffairs_Jr: I am innocent. I have signed my papers.

@taxman: Mein aaya-ghar.

@ShawshankRedemption: The commissioner should resign. I will be the next commissioner.

@sunnytony: Thats a fabulous shot... What a product placement... oops... an excellent placement between long off and third man. Youngsters watching the game... thats how you score one run.

@PC_@_home: We leave no leaf unturned.

@prettyjunta: I am feeling hot... no..no.. heat from the raid.

@Agri_Power: Tu resign karo...

@taxman: Can you please take a moment to fill out this Survey about Laundry services?

@thecommissioner: No Chance.

@thecommissioner: I will not resign. I will only answer to God.

@GOD: Did you deposit my share in the Hundi in the Cayman account?

(C) Vijayaganesh Sampathkumar 2010. All Rights Reserved.

A very Witty girl

The last couple of weeks, the newspapers and their electronic age counterparts - the TV channels covered a much hyped up cross-border marriage. Such a mindless coverage made me loose my mind. I thought it's again time to write a Limerick about this silly affair.

Limericks are supposed to be dirty. So be warned!!!


There was a young girl who dressed neat
She thought her "king" indeed was Brad Pitt
This hyped up tennis ace
married with great pace
People thought her wit's smaller than her tit.

PS1 - You never listened to me..did you?

PS2 - There is NO spelling mistake in the title of this post.

(C) Vijayaganesh Sampathkumar 2010. All Rights Reserved.