Swords, Cork and Limerick

Here are some more Limericks that I wrote of late:

There is so much misinformation
Bad diction and falsification
The pathetic state of our media
In this vast country of ours - India
Need of the hour is abrogation

So much for the current affairs and serious stuff... Here is a jolly one:

It was like early onset of spring
On the day of Martin Luther King
She was standing on the grand stand
her man slid it on her left hand
a beautiful diamond wedding ring


And finally, what you have been waiting for. A true Limerick. Here is an obscene one:

She told him to 'please - get it! get it!'
He said 'I have no money for it'
'You only tore it' - She meant
't'was the heat of the moment'
'Now I need something to cover my tit'


Thats it for now.

In case you are wondering about the weird title, these are Irish cities and I thought the city names coveys the mood of each of these Limericks.


Hope you enjoyed!!!

(C) Vijayaganesh Sampathkumar 2011. All rights reserved.