The Onion Times
Thursday, December 23, 2010.
City Edition. Vol.3 Peel.7
The Headlines:
Onion prices hit record highs
New Delhi, Dec 22 - Onion prices hit a record high today in the New Delhi wholesale market, touching 347 rupees per gram. This has prompted the Prime Minister to cut short his visit to his hometown and return to Delhi to deal with the latest crisis. This was 8.9% higher than the previous record set last year.......
Russian President arrives on a 3 day visit
New Delhi, Dec 22 - The Russian President arrived here today to a full state welcome as part of a historical visit. He is accompanied by 830 Onion farm owners from Russia. India and Russia are expected to sign a record Onion import deal worth $700 billion during the President's visit thereby providing a big boost to the bilateral trade between the countries....
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Drawing competition held
Hyderabad, Dec 22 - A school in Jubilee Hills held a drawing competition for kids below 10 years of age. The competition involved painting of Onions by the kids. It was a real challenge for the kids, as they have not seen an Onion in a long while. It proved to be a test of their ......
Teacher Arrested
Hyderabad, Dec 22 - A teacher of a leading private school was arrested here by the special branch police team. According to the parents of the children of class 2 studying in this school, the class teacher had given an assignment to the children which involved pasting pictures of different vegetables including Onions. This had reminded the children about the Onions that they had forgotten for a while and they had started asking their parents to buy Onions. The parents were enraged by this and went to the school to demonstrate against the callous attitude of the teacher in spoiling young impressionable minds. To placate the agitating parents, police authorities intervened and arrested......
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Man stabs techie friend to deathThursday, December 23, 2010.
City Edition. Vol.3 Peel.7
The Headlines:
Onion prices hit record highs
New Delhi, Dec 22 - Onion prices hit a record high today in the New Delhi wholesale market, touching 347 rupees per gram. This has prompted the Prime Minister to cut short his visit to his hometown and return to Delhi to deal with the latest crisis. This was 8.9% higher than the previous record set last year.......
Russian President arrives on a 3 day visit
New Delhi, Dec 22 - The Russian President arrived here today to a full state welcome as part of a historical visit. He is accompanied by 830 Onion farm owners from Russia. India and Russia are expected to sign a record Onion import deal worth $700 billion during the President's visit thereby providing a big boost to the bilateral trade between the countries....
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Drawing competition held
Hyderabad, Dec 22 - A school in Jubilee Hills held a drawing competition for kids below 10 years of age. The competition involved painting of Onions by the kids. It was a real challenge for the kids, as they have not seen an Onion in a long while. It proved to be a test of their ......
Teacher Arrested
Hyderabad, Dec 22 - A teacher of a leading private school was arrested here by the special branch police team. According to the parents of the children of class 2 studying in this school, the class teacher had given an assignment to the children which involved pasting pictures of different vegetables including Onions. This had reminded the children about the Onions that they had forgotten for a while and they had started asking their parents to buy Onions. The parents were enraged by this and went to the school to demonstrate against the callous attitude of the teacher in spoiling young impressionable minds. To placate the agitating parents, police authorities intervened and arrested......
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Hyderabad, Dec 22 - A 32 year man from Tarnaka killed his techie neighbor in an altercation. Witnesses describe the incident as gruesome. According to the witnesses, the man had returned from work and while having his dinner, smelled something fishy about his next door friend's house. He found out that his techie neighbor friend was having fish masala made with some Onions which he had refused to share with the man. In a fit of rage of uncontrolled magnitude, the man stabbed his long time neighbor......
Police raid city Bars
Hyderabad, Dec 22 - The Greater Hyderabad police raided leading bars in the city yesterday, following complaints about illegal serving of onion pakodas as side dish along with drinks ordered by their guests. The ACP spoke to the Onion Times and here is what he had to say.....
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Karnataka Minister questioned by CBI
Bangalore, Dec 22 - The CBI regional director and his team questioned the Karnataka minister over alleged allegations of cornering 3 Kgs of Onion produce for his family's consumption. According to informed sources, the Minister had......
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High Court judge claims harassment by Minister
Chennai, Dec 22 - A High Court Judge created a flutter in the court today by openly saying that a Minister was trying to bribe him with half a kilo of Onions to pass a judgement in favour of his relative. Reacting to this incident, the Judge said the very low quantity of the bribe had prompted him to come out in the open to denounce the minister for his poor view of the value of the Judiciary.....
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Discourse by Swami Bhaktananda
Kolkata, Dec 22 - Swami Bhaktananda held the huge crowd mesmerized by his discourses, in the Central College grounds here. He advised people not to tread the path of violence and find peace within them. He was explaining to people how the lust for Onions have ruined the spiritual framework of the country. He encouraged the people to take to Meditation to keep their minds off Onion and Garlic. Regular practice of Meditation will help in.......
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India and Russia expected to sign a multitude of deals
New Delhi, Dec 22 - India and Russia are expected to sign a multitude of deals tomorrow involving the import of Onions from Russia. Russia has also genorously offered to provide know-how on newer Onion varieties to India for joint production......
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Allium India shares jump
Mumbai, Dec 22 - Allium India shares hit the higher circuit breaker today, as investors scrambled to get their hands on the company's shares. Huge demand for the shares by the FIIs lead to the share hitting the higher circuit breaker. Allium shares continued to defy the downfall of the Sensex, as the company has announced its plans to acquire California based Oni One Technologies Inc, the leader in Onion and Spice R&D space.....
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Hackers down Pay-sites
New York, Dec 22 - Hackers belonging to Anonymous group briefly brought down many pay sites today. They did it allegedly as an act of paying back for trying to shut down the whistle blower site, Wikileaks. According to a leading analyst, the perpetrators had used TOR based systems to create anonymous packets and used the Onion routing method to bombard the sites with packets of useless information, leading to ......
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Onions rattle Aussies
Sydney, Dec 22 - England ended the day 4 of the 3rd Test against Australia in a strong position to win the match, thanks to the efforts of their lead bowler Graham Onions. Onions rattled the Aussie top order and ended the day with figures of 5 for 36 and helping England get to a strong position in the ongoing Ashes.......
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