Would you care to listen to me for a couple of minutes? Please?
No. I insist. Its for your own good.
Never read newspapers and extrapolate on things contained therein.
Today, I read a newspaper that had an article about how it is predicted that the word "Bangalored" may soon enter the English Dictionary and started extrapolating on how things may look like in the future.
This is what could happen in 2023 AD when someone looks up these words in the Merriam-Websters online page. Trust me. Its a dangerous exercise!!!
1. Bangalored:
Ban·ga·lored
Verb \ˈbaŋ-gə-ˌlȯr-d\
To procure services from a supplier who is located in a third world low cost country, especially India.
Example: 80 Senator jobs being bangalored to Manila.
2. Hyderabaded:
Hy.de.ra.baded
Verb \ˈhī-d(ə-)rə-ˌbad-d
To participate in unnecessary agitations, demanding division of a geographical area based on perceived threats to one's non-existent culture, especially by goons under the guise of university students.
Example: Some of the Inmates hyderabaded against the jail authorities, demanding that inmates from Andhra be kept in a separate block.
3. Indianized
In.dian.ized / In.di.an.izing
Verb: \ \ˈin-dē-ə-ˌnīzd\
Executing business through a non-existent process that guarantees the success of the end result by hook or crook, often at the cost of reduced quality.
Example: The CEO claimed that they are greared up and indianized to acheive a 30% YOY growth.
4. Shanghaied
Shang.haied
Verb: \ \ˈshaŋ-ˌhīd, shaŋ-ˈhīd\
To procure goods from a supplier who is located in a third world low cost country, especially China. Shanghai is to goods as to what Bangalore is for services.
Example: Sickdonald's shanghaies 800 trillion hamburgers during March.
5. Beijinged
Bei.jinged
Verb: \ˈbā-ˈjiŋd, ÷-ˈzhiŋd\
To be stuck in a traffic jam for at least 5 days.
Example: Cars beijinged in Sau Paulo due to unknown reason.
6. Chinawd
Chi.nawd
Verb: \ˈchī-nəd\
To control one's currency exchange rate, so as to cause harm to the world at large in the long run.
Example: The European Central Bank chinawd it's way towards strenghtening the failing Euro.
7. Americawd
Am.er.i.cawd
Verb: \ə-ˈmer-ə-kəd, -ˈme-rəd-\
To print unlimitted supply of one's own currency and still convince others that they are still worthy as gold.
Example: The counterfeit gang americawd unsuspecting people into exchanging their genuine money for their newly minted ones.
8. Caymaned.
Kay.mand
Verb: \(ˌ)kā-ˈmand, attributively ˈkā-mənd\
To send out laundered money earned through illegal means, especially by western businessmen, politicians or corporations. Also look-up Genevawd.
Example: The arrested CEO of Yenron had earlier caymaned an amount of 600 million dollars.
9. Genevawd.
Ge.ne.vawd
Verb: \jə-ˈnē-vəd\
To send out laundered money earned through illegal means, especially by Indian businessmen, politicians and corporations. Also look-up Caymaned.
Example: 2G scam money worth 75,000 crores genevawd and routed back to India through Participatory Notes.
10. Bangkoked.
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No. I insist. Its for your own good.
Never read newspapers and extrapolate on things contained therein.
Today, I read a newspaper that had an article about how it is predicted that the word "Bangalored" may soon enter the English Dictionary and started extrapolating on how things may look like in the future.
This is what could happen in 2023 AD when someone looks up these words in the Merriam-Websters online page. Trust me. Its a dangerous exercise!!!
1. Bangalored:
Ban·ga·lored
Verb \ˈbaŋ-gə-ˌlȯr-d\
To procure services from a supplier who is located in a third world low cost country, especially India.
Example: 80 Senator jobs being bangalored to Manila.
2. Hyderabaded:
Hy.de.ra.baded
Verb \ˈhī-d(ə-)rə-ˌbad-d
To participate in unnecessary agitations, demanding division of a geographical area based on perceived threats to one's non-existent culture, especially by goons under the guise of university students.
Example: Some of the Inmates hyderabaded against the jail authorities, demanding that inmates from Andhra be kept in a separate block.
3. Indianized
In.dian.ized / In.di.an.izing
Verb: \ \ˈin-dē-ə-ˌnīzd\
Executing business through a non-existent process that guarantees the success of the end result by hook or crook, often at the cost of reduced quality.
Example: The CEO claimed that they are greared up and indianized to acheive a 30% YOY growth.
4. Shanghaied
Shang.haied
Verb: \ \ˈshaŋ-ˌhīd, shaŋ-ˈhīd\
To procure goods from a supplier who is located in a third world low cost country, especially China. Shanghai is to goods as to what Bangalore is for services.
Example: Sickdonald's shanghaies 800 trillion hamburgers during March.
5. Beijinged
Bei.jinged
Verb: \ˈbā-ˈjiŋd, ÷-ˈzhiŋd\
To be stuck in a traffic jam for at least 5 days.
Example: Cars beijinged in Sau Paulo due to unknown reason.
6. Chinawd
Chi.nawd
Verb: \ˈchī-nəd\
To control one's currency exchange rate, so as to cause harm to the world at large in the long run.
Example: The European Central Bank chinawd it's way towards strenghtening the failing Euro.
7. Americawd
Am.er.i.cawd
Verb: \ə-ˈmer-ə-kəd, -ˈme-rəd-\
To print unlimitted supply of one's own currency and still convince others that they are still worthy as gold.
Example: The counterfeit gang americawd unsuspecting people into exchanging their genuine money for their newly minted ones.
8. Caymaned.
Kay.mand
Verb: \(ˌ)kā-ˈmand, attributively ˈkā-mənd\
To send out laundered money earned through illegal means, especially by western businessmen, politicians or corporations. Also look-up Genevawd.
Example: The arrested CEO of Yenron had earlier caymaned an amount of 600 million dollars.
9. Genevawd.
Ge.ne.vawd
Verb: \jə-ˈnē-vəd\
To send out laundered money earned through illegal means, especially by Indian businessmen, politicians and corporations. Also look-up Caymaned.
Example: 2G scam money worth 75,000 crores genevawd and routed back to India through Participatory Notes.
10. Bangkoked.
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